"Not a very safe pair of hands, except at Uttoxeter Crown Court, where his father-in-law sits."
Neil Potist
"Much better in the mornings than the afternoons."
Jim Biber
"Has read the papers. If you're lucky."
Benjamin Asick
"Bonkers."
Delia Range
"Thinks he's brilliant. Juries hate him."
Hugh Jego
"Smooth as a warthog's backside."
Vincent Kors
"Eye wateringly expensive."
Luca Money-Potts
"Amazingly annoying."
Jemima Irks
"Would try to chat up the lectern if there were no women in court."
Tarquin Twice-Knightley
"Will add literally years to your sentence."
Andrew Grating
"Has come a long way from Tyneside but you'd never guess."
Eleanor Cution
"Like a fine wine gently marinating a liver."
Faye De Glory
"The usher knows more law."
Hope Less
"One of the hardest working barristers at the Bar, meticulously prepared, brilliant lawyer, never touts, doesn't schmooze. You've never heard of her."
Justina Goode
