Kieron Quirke was a theatre critic for the Evening Standard before he made it as a TV writer. His first show on TV was the cult mystery soap Trinity, created with Robin French. He and Robin then had a big hit with Cuckoo, which broke records for BBC3, and ran for five series, starring Greg Davies and various famous Americans. Defending the Guilty is his first show as solo writer. It stars Will Sharpe and Katherine Parkinson, and is (some might say) the best TV about barrister life for decades.
How did you come to
be involved in adapting Alex McBride's 2010 book 'Defending the Guilty’
I was asked. Big Talk productions were very rightly tickled by Alex's
book (Penguin, £7.99 on Amazon Prime), and thought there was a sitcom in
it. But the book doesn’t have a story and characters as such, so they needed a
writer to make that jump. I was available. I thought at the time Cuckoo might
not do any more series - although it did. And, I think crucially, I had some
My dad and my uncle are both barristers in Birmingham - and at one point
I got reasonably close to becoming one myself. When did that happen?
In the early years of the writing career, Robin and I had a terrible August
where every single project we’d developed over three years of scraping by died
in the dirt. I was breaking up with my girlfriend and staying out at
nights, which got me sacked from my money job - so I took out a loan,
rocked up at City University a week after term’s start and did the CPE.
So I think Will (the lead character in the show, played by Will Sharpe)
has this ever so slightly unfocused approach to the law that comes from
how I felt on that course. There were people there SO fired up to be
barristers - clever kids with big mouths and big plans - and for me it was just
an escape route. Which I didn’t take in the end. I think I paid off the
loan last March.
Were you any good at
I was definitely the funniest guy in my EU law class. Some cracking
stuff on direct effect.
You've spent a lot of
time in court, what's most surprised you about the court process?
I was surprised when I first started attending court - it felt
ramshackle. I don’t think I saw a single trial that started on time. Barristers
repeatedly explaining that they only got the brief that morning, or that
disclosure hasn’t been completed, or that the defendant wasn’t there. Judges
looking by turns resigned and quietly apoplectic. I was genuinely concerned
when I started because I wanted to give a ‘realistic’ view of the job -
and too, too much of it seemed to be procedural delay. But then that began to
get very funny.
And I think the other thing I was surprised by was the bit that
TV does like - how often
trials would come down to a cross-examination, cases falling apart when a
barrister finally got to put the facts to the defendant or complainant. I think
in those moments, I picked up some taste of the appeal of the job - which on
a cold morning in Dagenham can seem unclear.
What have you made of
the fabric of the court estate?
From my perspective there’s something gloriously bleak about the
barrister’s daily life - the trains, the canteens they have to eat in (if they
can find any that are still open), the cold corridors they have to wait in.
It’s such a surprise to people, conditioned by TV drama. I think the show
captures a lot of that bleakness, but in truth, we wanted people to enjoy
watching, and so the court surroundings are never of the worst kind. Some of
the courtrooms I sat in with trestle tables for evidence, and plastic
chairs would just be nasty on camera.
As for the wider fabric of the legal system, well I’m a comedy
writer first and a hugely incisive social commentator second. The underfunding,
the never-ending threats of strike action, and a certain atmosphere of
desperation are all in there. But the show is mostly
through the eyes of pupils - so their focus is more on their own survival than
that of the system.
What do barristers
think is fascinating/hilarious about their job but actually makes terrible TV?
Ha! I thought most of the barristers I spoke to had a fair idea
what played and what didn’t.
I got a lot of stories about judges, sparring with judges, beef
with judges etc. and that’s a trope that feels familiar and I’m never
going to match Rumpole on, so I stayed clear of that. Also, quite a lot of
who’s banging who. I have got
a bit of that in there. But I noticed legal twitter is NOT average
barrister chat. People seem so noble online.
fascinating/hilarious about barristers that they don't even notice?
First off, the truth is that a lot of barristers ARE funny.
Intentionally. They’re good with words and their job is skewering people,
and that’s a gift for me. And there’s unintentional ways they’re funny
too. I somehow feel every time a barrister agrees with me, she starts her
sentence with ’No...'
I think barristers have to pretend a lot - keep up some kind of
confident front - and pretending can turn people into funny versions of
themselves. Plus it’s a job people come to with dreams - one of the
special jobs - but it’s hard and the money’s getting worse and it can grind you
down. So a lot of the characters in the show are trying to keep up a front -
but they’re all a bit disappointed too. I hope that makes them lovable. It’s
written with a ton of affection.
Have you met any
clerks/what do you make of the job?
I’ve met some clerks. And I have an agent - so I know the weirdness of
employing your boss.
legal TV programme
'The Good Wife' is a tour de
force. The 'ER' of the legal procedural. Hard to believe the standard
they maintained. And David Kelley obviously.
legal TV programme (that's not 'Defending The Guilty')
I really enjoy the Peter Moffats. But I’m a 'Rumpole' completist.
The short stories which John Mortimer cannily made out of his scripts were the
first funny books I read as a kid, and he’s very close to my heart, even if the
TV show's a little slow by today’s standards.
I used expressio
unius excludio alterius in a script meeting once... which got
laughs and won me admirers.
I like them. From a TV perspective, they’re gold.
Any final thoughts?
I suppose barristers will be reading this - so a plea for understanding.
There’s going to be some infelicities and inaccuracies in the show. I
think I know most of them - and they were committed in the name of clarity and
fun. If you spot something that feels really wrong, please tweet me your
outrage and keep watching.
And I know you’re meant to call them pupil
supervisors these days. But in the end - it’s just a better word.